23 Marketing Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

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23 Marketing Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

Humour can go a long way on hard days or can be the cherry on top of a great day. Marketing professionals in today’s business environment have to juggle a lot of high-priority tasks. More times than not we are wearing more than one hat and are under a lot of stress. In this case, jokes on our industry can help the stress we put ourselves through. We can all nerd out a bit on our own industry and laugh at some inside jokes. We are all okay laughing at marketing jokes as other industries sit around looking at us with a puzzled look.

Believe it or not (I’m sure you will believe it), but laughing can actually inspire creativity. Shocking right? Who would have thought people are more creative when it comes to being in a good mood or after laughing. This is why we encourage taking breaks, doing something you like for a brief period of time and have a good laugh. 

We hope these marketing jokes can help you in your pursuit of laughter and maybe even get those creative juices flowing. 

1. May The Force Be With You

How did Yoda get his first lead?

He used the SalesForce.

2. Not Too High!

Why don’t marketers like trampolines?

They’re scared of high bounce rates.

3. We Always Find You

Marketing Jokes - We must be on a mailing list

4. Organic Is Best

Why do digital marketers love to shop at Whole Foods?

They have a lot of organic content.

5. Where No One Looks

What is the safest place to hide a body?

The second page of Google.

6. Life Before

Marketing Jokes - I just thought of something I would like to know more about

7. Music To My Ears

Why can’t marketers see live musicals?

They keep trying to capture the leads.

8. I’ll Never Get A Drink

An SEO marketer walks into a bar, bars, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol”¦

9. No Commitment 

Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend?

Lack of engagement. 

10. #Hashtag

Marketing Jokes - I worry Facebook is killing meaningful communication

11. Anti-Social Social Club

Why wasn’t the candidate hired for the marketing job?

He was anti-social.

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12. Go Long!

Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?

They always stay inbounds.

13. Need A Windbreaker 

Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?

They’re surrounded by drafts.

14. Don’t Ask

Marketing Jokes - I leverage synergies

15. Google Fun

What’s the best way to build a comprehensive keyword list?

Add Words.

16. Call Tom. Alexa: I Found A Great Tea House

Marketer: Can’t we just use AI to manage our sales funnel for us?

Alexa: I found four places that sell funnel cakes close to you.

17. Lights, Camera, Action

Why did the marketer get fired as a film director?

Weak calls to action.

18. Test Your Market

Marketing Jokes - Welcome to the fun house

19. ABC, it’s as Easy as 123

Why did the marketer use A/B testing?

She wanted to C if her conversion rates would improve.

20. Where’s the Switch?

How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None – they’ve automated it.

21. Cover Your Eyes!

A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?” 

The bartender says”¦ “Cuz your ALT tag is showing.”

22. Liked by HipsterDude and Others

How much does a hipster weigh?

An insta-gram

23. Here’s My Number, So Call Me Maybe

What’s a telemarketer’s favourite song?

Answer my call, maybe.

Hopefully, these marketing jokes helped your day and got your creative juices going after they got a smile on your face. There really is no better medicine than laughter. Unless you are in need of medicine, then I wouldn’t prescribe my blog post to help you. But! If you are in the need of a mood changer then hopefully this was able to cure that. I look forward to finding more ways to either brighten your day or give you tips to help you in other ways. I can’t wait to see the ideas you come up with after you get a giggle from these jokes. If you haven’t gotten your fix just yet, check out there sales knee slappers. Now let’s get those creative juices going!

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Nick Hollinger | CEO

I am the CEO and Co-founder of Visitor Queue. Currently working with ~5000 companies across the globe including Microsoft and Jones Lang Lasalle. In my spare time, I am also the Game Day Director for one of Canada's most successful Junior Hockey Teams (the London Knights). Previously, I held Head of Marketing/Sales roles at SMB B2B organizations. A strong believer that hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. I enjoy sharing my knowledge, experience, and opinion on Marketing, Sales, SaaS, and Entrepreneurship.